MY BIRTHDAY ROAST

Waz uppppp! I had an amazing birthday roast at Shakey's Pizza in Hollywood. I want to thank all of my pals who came out to eat pizza, hang out, and dog on me! This post has more professional photos than usual. But, it's my birthday c'mon!!! There are also some photos on thecobrasnake.com you can check out if you scroll down a bit :)



Ready to party in front of the Shakey's marquee:


Lee and DV in the car looking really excited for the party!


Dethy looking really excited to party?


Hey Alyssa, Dethy, Chad and AJ!!


Adri Law wore some cute little kitten ears!


Niko, ready to party?


Hey, it's David Schilling, Joseph Larkin, Madeline & Dethy 'shooting the shit'


Frank and his girlfriend having a heated argument. "Get outa here, Travis!"


Pulling out the big cash for some big pizza!


PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!


Wow, I wouldn't mind really digging into the cheese side of that za.


My outfit was really P.I.M.P.




It looks like Dethy and David are having a really killer time:


"Do you come here often?" - Joseph 2 Dethy


Hayden showed up looking really good!!


And the roasting begins! AJ English said some pretty messed up stuff, like, "Happy BirthGAY"


AJ English and Chad Archibald are master roasters.


Lee did his roast while holding a massive pitcher of beer. His roast consisted of mocking the size of my ballzack. Pretty messed up. But, whatever...


Peter Prins roasting. "Where'd you get that jacket? Michael Jackson's estate?" How'd he know??


Frank and Dethy roasting me together. They weren't very funny. Good effort guys!


Then it was my turn to roast everyone. They all almost left after I did some serious dogging on them. I had to apologize to keep them around.


I said something really funny!


Jonny Makeup pretending his soda is my wiener... I think??


Niko is a very critical of art.


OH! Rhett Brandt showed up!


Us looking really good:


I don't know who this girl is. I think it's Rhett's NEW girlfriend. He's into girls now.


Niko and me looking really good:


Lauren wasn't having very much fun I think.


Danielle showed up and immediately started posing:


I have no idea what this is:


Danielle reallllly likes pizza!


Looking good!!!


Niko is upset because my camera is better


Hayden wearing his 'thinking cap'


Jonny really likes boys. Here's him trying to steal Andrew McKay to the bathroom to take full advantage of him.


FUN!


Madeline posing in front of the famous Shakey's wall logo.


WOOT WOOT ARCADE TIME!


Dethy has spent numerous hours mastering Sea Wolf. So, she was giving Lee a few 'pointers'


Rhett brought his own beer because he's a badass dude!


Lee didn't have any quarters to play. "NO DEAL"


Hayden and the ticket eating monster from hell (Dethy):


Us pretending to be Dethy


Jesus! Didn't take Dethy long to $&#% out those tickets!!


Adri lost 5 dollars to this Sonic game. After that, she wasn't the same all night. Real depressed, you know?


THE Dillon Thomas showed up!


Lee found this really small flip-flop. Who could wear this even?


I won some tickets and splurged on some fine jewelry:


I wasn't trying to get an upskirt on DV. She just thought I was...


Hayden gave me a massive Heineken keg! Thanks, dude!


Here's a close-up photograph of the present. Jealous?


A better photo of the Shakey's marquee


Most of the guests posing in front of the marquee!


I want to thank everyone who showed up to roast me for my birthday! And thanks to Shakey's for dealing with the insane amount of fun and laughter that went down. Love you guys!!!

-The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :)