Get your board shorts, bikinis, bongs and beach towels ready because we're headed down to good ol' Santa Monica, CA!! I went with some friends to this beach and took some amazing photographs of people and other beach things. I would suggest going to the Santa Monica beach/pier yourself and seeing these marvelous sights. I know my photos make everything look "too good to be true," but I think this place might be the exception. Check this shit out!
A massive Ferris wheel and extremely freakishly fast looking roller coaster!!!
On the beach they have these athletic rings for cool beach people to do really siq tricks on. I was amazed by this man's ability to dislocate his shoulders and do like 20 spins in a row.
This little girl was trying to show up beach monkey-man. Looking at that massive gap in her teeth, I'd say she hasn't always been this talented. Should I ask this little gymnast how sand tastes? Would her mother be bothered by that question?
We decided to ride this giant dragon boat that swung back and forth over and over again. I've ridden on my fair share of dragon boats and this one didn't seem very realistic. It was fun sitting in the last row because it went pretty high in the air though!!! :D
Bebe was really afraid or cold (who can tell these days???)
Alex tried to master the ring set as well, but I think she'll need a few more protein shakes before her next attempt:
Niko and megryan enjoying some local beach food; Taco Bell:
Bebe went with a rice crispy treat dipped in Nutella. We both agreed that Nutella was that sweet nectar:
"MmmMmMMm... color me happy" -Bebe
OKAY!!! I am well aware of my photographic talents... BUT, this goddamn photograph is the best photo I've ever taken. *uploads picture to istockphoto.com* Email me at email@example.com if you want to use this baby, baby. I can send you a bigger version for a poster in your living room?
This girl asked me: "Do you like what you see?" I said yes and asked if I could take a photograph because it lasts longer.
Alex explaining what this blog post is all about with one simple gesture. Or maybe she just didn't want her photo taken? I have no idea what girls want these days :s
A hot little beach girl volleying a massive volleyball serve:
This is seriously disturbing. I could imagine the thought process of the assholes who littered these bags: "Let's head to Ralph's before going to the beach. I want to buy a bottle of tanning lotion to stick really far up my butt until I cry in front of a seagull..." I would continue but I'm getting alittttttle too turned on :)
Bebe holding a cute little ball we found buried in the sand. After tossing the ball back onto the beach a homeless dude flipped me off and yelled at me. WEIRD, RIGHT??
Was Jurassic Park filmed in Santa Monica? "Get outa my way, you goddamn triceratops!!"
Looks like this guy has been reading The Book of Morefun:
With all the violence in the media today, I could see why this young Hispanic kid would be okay with shooting his innocent sister.
Some really HAWT ladies getting their dance on. The Santa Monica pier is a truly happening place.
Don't be afraid, it's not a real sand dragon, Alex!!
Is this that Geek Squad I keep hearing about?
This is the biggest trash can I've ever seen:
I'm the boss California donuts.com
Me landing a massive ring thing back flip:
I really like the beach!!! I <3 y'all!!!!!!!!!!!
-The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :)