I hope you guys are hungry! Today I'm posting about a delicious adventure to Carl's Jr. with The Death Queen and Stryder. We had some coupons with really AMAZING deals. My stomach was really growling and I knew CJR would be the place to stuff my face. I thought I'd test out some of my 'food photography' skills and bring along the ol' professional camera. Don't bother me, I'm eating.
Here's a glamorous close-up of my Teriyaki Burger. I like my burgers pretty plain, so it only had a yummy pineapple, meat, cheese and teriyaki sauce. This picture makes me want to lick my computer monitor... how about you guys??
Here's the Carl's Jr. we went to in Burbank, CA. It's also a Green Burrito, which I like to call Carlo's Jr.
Stryder parked the death-mobile like a goddamned badass. Don't bother me, I'm parking.
"beep, click" -Death-mobile car locking noise. The death queen loves that noise. Just look at the joy in her eyes!
Somebody's hungry!!!! :D
A close-up photograph of a Carl's Jr. Salad. If you're using a laptop, be careful not to drool into your keyboard. It might short circuit!!!
The New Nacho Taco Monster!
We used these coupons to get our sweet deals on the food we wanted to consume. 2 Teriyaki Burgers for $4.00 and chicken wrap thing for $1.00.:
I'm guessing this is a new installment because there ain't no salsa in this here bar!!
This 28 is on the edge!!!
I was a bit irritated by the fact Stryder put our order number on Dethy's head. It says to put it on the fucking edge of the table!!!!
Regardless of our number not being on the edge of the table, the Carl's Jr. waiter(?) brought our order to us.
Stryder showing off the goods and Dethy is unimpressed. Sorry, we're not at Satan's Jr. where you normally eat LOL!!!
I didn't think a Teriyaki Burger was enough food for myself. So, I ordered a Western Bacon Cheeseburger as well :)
A close-up of my Teriyaki Burger with some bites taken out of it. Sorry if this is making some of you hungry :/
Stryder liked his Teriyaki Burger to have everything on it. Looks a bit less appealing if you ask me. Why would anyone want an onion with their pineapple???? Shit sickens me.
Dethy fingering her finger food. Does anyone else have a boner?
Gotta stay hydrated!! There's quite a bit of sodium in fast food. Be careful :)
Half cup full or half empty? Seems like it's a little above half full :)
After eating we got into a heated argument about whether Carl's Sr. actually existed. I was positive he existed at some point. I mean it wouldn't make sense to call it Carl's 'Jr.' without a 'Sr.'
Dethy thinks it's a big scam like Andrew W.K. (read more here)
Stryder hates when people argue. "Can't we all just get a long???" -Him quoting Martin Luther King Jr.
A Carl's Jr. cup just hanging out :)
I wanted to toss in a photo from the aftermath of the tornado in Joplin, Oklahoma. It's really sad but I feel like we deserve to know how strong Earth is:
Man oh MAN am I full!!!! Those were some great burgers. I'm glad I was able to fill my belly with such high quality food. Thanks Carl's Jr. coupons!!
I think it's really sad Carl's Jr. thinks turkeys are worthless in the real world of jobs and thinks they're better off dead and eaten by us humans. I don't think I'd be a good tattoo artist either, Carl's Jr. DO YOU WANT TO EAT ME???? Watch the video below if you don't know what I'm talking about:
-The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :)