BUILD-A-BEAR: AN IN-DEPTH LOOK

Hello mah people!!! We all walk by the Build-A-Bear Workshop in our malls and we think "What the hell is that place?"  Well, I've put my fears aside and entered that weird place. My findings were astonishing! I have a very strong feeling you'll agree. BUILD-A-BEAR WITNESS!

This bear was obviously built to be a 'cool as a cucumber' bear. He has a sick hoodie, skull and cross bones graphic t-shirt, and some stylish Ray-Ban-esque shades. But for real, what's he doing with that cell phone wallpaper? His love for puppies might blow his cover with the sk8r fan girls at the skateboarder park.

OH! Of course the male bears are part of the workforce. The ESPN fishing show TV host bear, the maul cop, and the professional skateboarding veteran skateboarder. Let's take a look at the female stuffed bears...

Build-A-Bear should be SO embarrassed about this!!! The female bears (and a rabbit) all dressed up as beauty pageant contestants. C'mon!!!!

You can build Professor Monkey Dork to help your kid understand that knowledge is power1!! He comes with a homework packet and a calculator :)

"Well, it's one for the MONKEY, Two for the show, Three to get ready, Now go, cat, go!" LOL

This is the aforementioned cat. NOW GO, YOU MANGY SUNGLASSES CAT!! GIT!!!!

Would you bang this bear if it was your prom date? If so, please send me an email describing what you'd do to her in vivid detail. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are no clothes for this helpless seal. In Canada it comes with a free club though.

You can buy Disney themed clothing for your creations. I am still looking for investors to help fund my adult film idea: Morning Woody in Butt-Lightyear. Again, email me if you're interested :)

Young Monkey loves jamming to his BearPod:

As does Young Cyber Koala. You can read her blog at CYBERKOALA.TUMBLR.COM It's loaded with nostalgic 90's .gif images and pictures of upside-down crosses.

She's listening to Bear Rockin' Beats. One of my starred songs on Spotify. : D

I took this digital photo as a reminder to you that my birthday is on Tuesday, the 24th of January. I'm looking forward to all of your gifts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm glad I could enlighten my audience to the doings inside the Build-A-Bear Workshop. I'm going to go stuff my face, not a bear :):) Have a great weekend!!!! <3

-The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :)