GRIMES AFTER PARTY

Hi everyone! I'm glad to see you've all returned. These photos where taken at a 'Grimes after party' in Los Angeles after her performance at the El Rey. There were DJs mixing some jams along with people really feeling them. I hope you like it as much as I did!

I love capturing an image of people in their true party element. Here's a girl maintaining her dance kinetic energies through proper back cracking:

"Yeah, Steve, I know what my hat says... My girlfriend gave it to me for my birthday... I have to wear it at least once, you know?"

Every dude has felt this man's pain. None of your friends wanted to go out because they have to wake up early. So, you're like, cool, I'll just go alone and meet some ladies. You stroll around the dance floor feeling empty and searching for something to fill that void. You thought this was going to be way easier than it is, but there's so many people... Alone, you oscillate your head around the room in your quest for some sort of affirmation that you exist and are desirable. You gaze upon two beautiful women, lost in the music, rhythmically contorting their tight, young bodies to each other symbiotically. This causes you to become so deeply saddened that you immediately stop and stare. The flesh begins to slide down your face revealing your envious thoughts. You leave the event by yourself, only to retreat home and fantasize about how incredible it would have been to be in between those girls and everyone was more naked.

A hot photo of girls freaking on the dance floor:

"Mike was right... this is not a toilet..."

"Hey, man, you seein'..."
"I know, Chris... damn. You think I should spit game?"

"I don't know. You think you have a chance?"

"Oh, for sure."

"Let's go. I'll be your wingman"
"Yeah... I just wish... I.. ah..."
"What's up?"
"I mean... damn.. but..."

"Just tell me what's up?"

"I feel like... I should have gotten that haircut this..."
"Damnit! She's walking away."

(People on far right of the photograph could be saying this:)

"Haha. You cracked your screen again. C'mon Amanda."
"Heh I know. Dr. Goofball over here."
":)"

You should download the "'Cool' Photo" app for your Canon DSLRs. It's no instagram, but it's still great.
Example:

Waiting in a long ass line to pee has never been more fun thanks to Angry Birds Space:

Jesse Saint John and Brooke Candy show up expressing some serious 'tude:

Two dudes touching their tongues together:

Gwyneth Paltrow giving a guy some harsh criticism for his hat(?).

"Lower... lower... ah.. right there."

Jonny Makeup showed up with his friend, Sam, who apparently is Tyga's hype man.

Grimes checking out my cuticles:

"Yup, that's a tail alright..."

Art sure can be inspiring:

A prime example of a mother who coddles her child:

This is the first part of one of the oldest pickup artist's tricks, the BITF (Belch In The Face):  A technique used to create or increase attraction, in which a man gives a woman indications, by belching in her face, that he is not interested in her followed by indications that he is with an erection.

:D

"Hey, what's up? I'm Marcus... do you girls come here often?"

"Ah... sure..."

"Cool. Whatever."

A digital photograph of the DJ using the setting called Spider-Man's Web on the 'Cool' Photo app:

Bartender-one pumps the keg while bartender-two glances over at the crowd enjoying themselves because of his hard work. He starts to wish he was out there, having a good time, and enjoying his night in a drunken haze. He catches himself and remembers the advice his grandpa always told him: "Work hard now and play harder later in life when you're too old to remember how to be cool so you spend all of your hard earned money in strip clubs."

"Just dance, baby" - Al Davis

Thanks for stopping by again. It's always such a wonderful feeling to put my mastered craft out there for the world to see. I hope you all have a good day/night.

-The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :)