THE MAN BEHIND THE CAMERA

HI!!! Today is my year long awaited birthday!! I figured I'd show you more about my life with some unseen(?) photographs of myself. You all may have wondered: "Who IS The Professional Photographer??" Well, here you go, world, an inside look at the man behind the camera! 

This is a photo from my birthday party last year. I will be taking digital photos of my party this weekend! Stay tuned : D

Here's an image of me channeling my inner Lenny Kravitz:

This is for the ladies:

This is a cool picture of me wearing some swim goggles I found on a playground. Do you agree that this is cool? I look like a Martian hahaha:

Here's me dressed up as my blood-sucking stage persona, Vladimir Bloodfist! ScArY, eh?

Here's me posing for a sexy, hip electronic cigarette ad:

Betchu didn't know I could land MASSIVE kick-flips!!!!!! If you're reading this, Tony Hawk, I'm still waiting for a reply to my email about my spot in Skate 4.

This is an action shot of me throwing a smoooooooth strike in a bowling alley:

I LOVE THE BEACH!!!!!!!!

This car isn't much bigger than my Miata. But this car is like an elephant with trunk in the front :D:D

American Ninja Warrior tryouts:

I LOVE PIZZA!!! Does anyone else like pizza? I've always wondered :)

Cheers to another year, big dog!!

I hope this helped everyone see a glimpse into my life. With every year that passes, we all should be learning and growing towards a better self. I hope the world doesn't end this year like EVERYONE says. Remember to follow your heart and if people criticize your goals try to brush them off, unless they pose some good points. THANKS!!

- The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :)

BUILD-A-BEAR: AN IN-DEPTH LOOK

Hello mah people!!! We all walk by the Build-A-Bear Workshop in our malls and we think "What the hell is that place?"  Well, I've put my fears aside and entered that weird place. My findings were astonishing! I have a very strong feeling you'll agree. BUILD-A-BEAR WITNESS!

This bear was obviously built to be a 'cool as a cucumber' bear. He has a sick hoodie, skull and cross bones graphic t-shirt, and some stylish Ray-Ban-esque shades. But for real, what's he doing with that cell phone wallpaper? His love for puppies might blow his cover with the sk8r fan girls at the skateboarder park.

OH! Of course the male bears are part of the workforce. The ESPN fishing show TV host bear, the maul cop, and the professional skateboarding veteran skateboarder. Let's take a look at the female stuffed bears...

Build-A-Bear should be SO embarrassed about this!!! The female bears (and a rabbit) all dressed up as beauty pageant contestants. C'mon!!!!

You can build Professor Monkey Dork to help your kid understand that knowledge is power1!! He comes with a homework packet and a calculator :)

"Well, it's one for the MONKEY, Two for the show, Three to get ready, Now go, cat, go!" LOL

This is the aforementioned cat. NOW GO, YOU MANGY SUNGLASSES CAT!! GIT!!!!

Would you bang this bear if it was your prom date? If so, please send me an email describing what you'd do to her in vivid detail. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are no clothes for this helpless seal. In Canada it comes with a free club though.

You can buy Disney themed clothing for your creations. I am still looking for investors to help fund my adult film idea: Morning Woody in Butt-Lightyear. Again, email me if you're interested :)

Young Monkey loves jamming to his BearPod:

As does Young Cyber Koala. You can read her blog at CYBERKOALA.TUMBLR.COM It's loaded with nostalgic 90's .gif images and pictures of upside-down crosses.

She's listening to Bear Rockin' Beats. One of my starred songs on Spotify. : D

I took this digital photo as a reminder to you that my birthday is on Tuesday, the 24th of January. I'm looking forward to all of your gifts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm glad I could enlighten my audience to the doings inside the Build-A-Bear Workshop. I'm going to go stuff my face, not a bear :):) Have a great weekend!!!! <3

-The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :)

███████ ██ SOPA ███ PIPA!!

Hello everyone! I remember the first day I used to the internet to check out the things I love. If the internet was censored back in middle-school I would have never got see Nude Raider, Tokemon, or print out Playboy photos of Jenny McCarthy. Imagine growing up without access to such amazing things. We have to fight censorship of the internet for us and for the future generations. Please go here: https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/ ,if you haven't yet, and sign this petition! I thought I'd give you a little preview of how my blog would look if SOPA and PIPA passed. 

Here's an amazing photograph of ███████ with a really funny ████ hat on his head! 

"Garsh, ██████, I didn't know this was ████ hat!" - ███████

 

"I choose you ███████ plush doll to finish eating all of my ████ cereal!" - ██

I knew █████████████ would be a smash hit at the █████! Somebody crack a window!!! :)

 

Stop SOPA and PIPA:  https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/

-The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :) 

CARL'S JR w/ THE DEATH QUEEN

Whazz up, my ninjas!(LOL) Welcome back to The Professional Photographer's Blogspot digital photos blog. As promised, here's The Death Queen post. But what's a Dethy post without Carl's Jr.? So, Dethy, Stryder and I headed down to the Burbank Carl's Jr. for a little midnight snack. YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE VERY HAPPY!

 

This is Jose and he runs things around here. Who says a manager can't have a subtle mo-hawk while he's on the mo-clock. I'm all about the rights for an employee to express himself as an individual in the workplace. Keep fighting the good fight, Jose!!!!

Dethy ordered a ton of food. She got herself a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on sourdough bread, some Chilli Cheese Fries and big ass drink. She does Carl's Jr. THE RIGHT WAY!

I ordered a Teriyaki Turkey burg on wheat bread. I'm trying to lose a few pounds :/

The guy cooking up our burgs is fueled by this magical blue drink. Is it mana? How fast is his cast rate?

Stryder said: "My soda is a bit smaller than both of y'alls. Why do you need such massive soft drinks?" The Death Queen's middle-finger tat answered that!

This Turkey burger doesn't ride the short bus, but it sure is special. I guess they try to make you feel better about ordering a normal ass 'plain' burg by labeling it as special.

Stryder's burg pre-bite:

Dethy downing some Fried Zucchini. I'm glad Carl's Jr. offers healthier choices like this.

"JUMP! JUMP!" - The '90s are back with Kriss Kross Cut Fries. I hope no one dies from laughter...

I would like to see some Chilean miners get out from under this Chilli Cheese Fries mess.

Dethy digging in:

This is one of my favorite ways of snapping a breath-taking digital photo. I call it 'The Helicopter Shot'.

A close-up of this all American meal:

Carl's Sr. would be proud of the happiness his son brings to the millions of Americans everyday. I know he's looking down from heaven saying "Keep it up, Jr."

Evidence of a good time!!!

The Death Queen's leftovers. Time to leave this joint!

This photograph fully captures Dethy's personality:

Or maybe this one does????

Time to work off those calories with some good ol' fashioned indoor rollerskating. Oksana Baiul over here!

I sure am a goofball!!!!!!!!

Thanks for checking out our adventure. I suggest you and your friends eat more Carl's Jr. I'm positive it's the best food on the market. I'm going to go take a nap!!

- The Professional Photographer ( Travis McFarland :)